What’s been going on

I started this blog at the end of the blogging “revolution”. I never gave it a unique URL, I just wrote stuff that I learned from my years doing comedy. A buddy of mine thought it would be a great idea to write what I knew for the people that want to try comedy, but didn’t have a guide. Well, I wrote weekly for a year and then pretty much solidly for another year and just noticed that I didn’t catch on to anyone. The demographic for low and low-mid comedians is small. Add to the fact that I never really branded it meant it was a base of knowledge that not many had access to. That is why I have basically stopped. I may collect these and put them in an ebook. I could sell like 3 a year!

Went to Las Vegas with my high school best friends and it was great. It reinvigorated me. I have been getting a little down on my comedy career, especially when I see that my military buddies are retiring and my other buddies are making dough in their careers and I feel like I have been spinning my wheels for about four years. It helped me see a little more clearly. That doesn’t mean I don’t think I am still spinning my wheels. I just feel better about the whole thing.

Comedy has been steady so far in 2022. 2021 was a cluster with lower amounts of shows. I think this was due to more comedians just bringing acts with them taking those coveted club feature spots. I can’t blame em. Why risk it with a stranger when you can get someone you know isn’t gonna give you the Rona. The club feature spots are great cause if you sell merch, you can make as much as a low level headliner. I was attached to two national headliners: Dan Cummins and John Caparulo . I haven’t worked with Cap in a couple of years, but Dan has been giving me work and it is appreciated. It is a different experience when a big headliner brings you along. The club gives you a room. They usually pay a little more, and they don’t treat you like a burden. It feels good.

I did a big show with my buddies in Idaho. I love doing stuff like that, but three of the four of us are headliners. The only way we work together is if someone is willing to take less, or we do a show like the one we did. I don’t mind making less cause I always think I can make up for it selling stuff. I just love working with people I like and the money doesn’t bother me.

The next three weeks will be full of travel. Going to the Seattle area twice this month and heading to the east coast next week. It feels good to be doing busy comedy stuff.

Until next time.

The “Passive” and “Aggressive” Pursuit of a Comedy Career

I have spent a couple of days trying to figure out how I was going to describe the concepts I wanted to talk about. I spent the weekend hosting shows, and that is when it hit me. There is a passive and aggressive way to go about your comedy career. I’ll spend a couple of paragraphs going over what I mean.

A passive way of going about your comedy career

When I say passive what I mean may be different depending on the comedian or type of person you are. You may not write many jokes hindering your ability to move up. You may never get around to emailing bookers and promoters. You may also be one that never sends out avails in a timely manner and kind of let dates “come” to you.

Those are very passive ways of trying to become a full time comedian. There are a lot of downsides to this method of course. It takes longer to gain momentum and in the comedy business all it takes is one unanswered phone call and you are no longer in a club’s rotation. Just accepting what comes your way is a stress free way of pursuing comedy because there is no pressure to bite and claw your way up. You just wait for a booker to need someone and you are good.

The problems of course arise when you are actually paying bills. Bills are not passive. They come every month whether you like it or not. It is hard to have a good credit score when you only have a handful of shows a month. The passive approach are for those that may have a second job or other interest that pulls them away from doing this full time. Maybe you only have a couple days a year in which you want to be out of town doing comedy. Then this is a decent approach.

The Aggressive approach

When you see a comedian on the tonight show, or someone in a sketch on SNL, what you are seeing are people taking the aggressive approach to their comedy careers. This is the rise and grind folks. The ones that will move to New York or LA and sleep in a gutter just go after it. This is obviously the more stressful of the two ways of going about it.

The person who is out there getting it are always emailing and calling and networking. They have a friend who knows someone that can get them the email of the one gal that can get them a spot on this show under a laundromat and they do not hesitate to email them out of the blue. These are the people that will call up bars in a town they are going to visit their parents at and see if they can line up shows. They are always doing something to advance their careers.

Problems with this course is that it can burn you out. There is a finite number of times a person can get no return email before they just move on. The rise and grind mentality of going after comedy is very much draining on those that may be more introverted or suffer from depression or a mental illness that interferes with their ability to endure negative outcomes.

My approach

I have had ups and downs like a lot of people who are comedians. Mostly downs. When I first started, I was pretty aggressive. I was emailing any and every booker and promoter I had information on. I got work. Then the great recession hit. I went to college so I could not just do comedy any time I wanted. I was passive for those years, just getting what came my way. Still writing. Still going to open mics, but comedy had change so much. Bar shows shrank, so one nighters were further away, making it difficult to do and then get to class the next day.

When I graduated college, it was hard to get back into that get out and get em mode. I was finally free, but I had bills and responsibilities that would have suffered had I just not worked and done comedy full time. Once I was able to go after comedy full time though, I was stuck in this weird cycle where I wanted to pursue comedy hard and be working almost every weekend, but there was a mental aspect to it I think that dragged me down.

I have talked to many comedians who are not bothered by it, but I do feel a little defeated when I am sending avails to places and hear nothing back. Spending hours sending emails and getting no replies can be very frustrating. I know it is part of the “game”, but when you are asking for a chance from hundreds of people, it drains you mentally and you just back away for awhile…which is not ideal. For instance. In 2019 I was having a great start to the year. I was sending out avails and trying to get in contact with people and by spring my dates had dried up. That got me down and It took until winter to pick back up because I had stopped doing all the things I was doing for years up to that point.

The comedy industry is hard. That is why so many larger comedians will have an agent or someone to book their stuff. It is so much easier to deal with everything else when the most draining aspect of a comedy career is taken care of. The thing is, the vast majority of working comedians you see do not have an agent. They are emailing people and calling and trying to get a bar that is next to the town they will be performing in to call them back. I would be lying if I didn’t want to just become a parole officer and be done.

What approach would I take? Aggressive. Why? It is very hard in this industry to make a living when there are a thousand other comedians that are knocking down doors to be the next big star. That is why there are millions of podcast with comedians and if you are on social media, you have a couple of comedians on your friend’s list. Everyone is trying to climb the same narrow staircase, and if you are waiting your turn you may never get it. I am 41, and I think of all the years I wasted just thinking my skill as a comedian would get my calendar filled. That is not the case. You can’t just build the chapel you also have to get people in the building.

So, this is the start of my count down. I have been doing this long enough and so I will be done after a time. I don’t know when, but I will write something on why that is. Until next time.

Checklist for the open mic comedian

I just wrote a checklist for the new comedian that may be doing it as a new year’s resolution, so I thought it was only appropriate that I also make a check list for the open mic comedian. Now, for this, I am saying open mic comedian as one that hasn’t been doing it that long. Just going to open mics and trying to write decent jokes.

1. Write!

You must write to improve in comedy. Yes, being able to look comfortable on stage (if that is your thing) is something that takes practice, but you will be much more at ease on stage if you write! This is a hurdle for a lot of comedians for a number of reasons. Maybe they are not sure about what they are writing. Maybe the chunk that they do gets a good reaction and they don’t want to do bad. It matters not! Write and be ready to tell them fresh jokes.

2. Hit the stage

Nothing will slow the progress of a comedian like not getting up regularly. Now, I can’t tell you what regularly is. When I first started there was only one open mic in town. When there were more I went to them all. Repetition is the only way to get so good at your material that you can tell it no matter what. The reason you want this repetition is that you want to be able to not use all your brain bandwidth just trying to remember your jokes. With your jokes out of the way now you can focus on acting out and other things that can make a comedian shine.

3. Work toward a simple goal

In my time, many comedians have approached me after a couple of months wanting to know how they can feature at the club or something. That is an admirable goal, but it is too big. When first starting out, you need to have manageable goals that won’t sideline you if you don’t achieve them. First work on getting five good minutes. After that work on another five. Now, try to get 15 good minutes. By the time you have 25-30 minutes of good material you will be have a better chance of getting that feature spot.

4. Go watch a show

Comedians are weird. They will want to get better, but then they won’t go down to their local comedy spot and watch how a “real” show is put on. I say real show because an open mic is not really a show in the tradition sense because anyone can get up and talk into the mic. A professional comedy show takes a couple of forms, but the traditional way is an MC, then a feature act (or middle), and a headliner (closer). Once you see how a show is put on you have a better sense of what is expected of you if that is your goal.

5. Don’t be afraid to ask questions

Ask. Inquire. Be nosy. Find out stuff! Information is so important in comedy. For an up and coming comedian it could mean the difference between wallowing in purgatory or getting work. You want to know the ins and outs of places. Spots that you can travel to for time. People to stay away from. Ask and be open to suggestions. That is the way of the open micer.

Checklist for the first time comedian

So, you found this…thing when you googled “First time comedian” or something like that. Well, I am glad you are here. I have been doing this for the same twenty people for way too long, so it is always good to have a new set of eyes (or if you have only one eye I am sorry for assuming). When you read these…things…you will see lots of advice and subpar writing, but at least the advice is…something.

You should know what you need for that first time getting on stage. Every veteran comedian knows there will be a swarm of you guys looking to break in at the start of the new year so check these off your comedy to-do list before you even put your stage pants on.

1. Look up stages in your area

This may seem like a simple thing, to google comedy spots in your neck of the woods, but I have met many people that didn’t know for years that we had a comedy club in Spokane, WA. Look for more than just comedy spots because many places with stages (or sometimes not even that) have open mics. That is a place where comedians go to tell jokes to people more drunk than they are. Some open mics have sign up list that you have to fill out online so make sure you know all that beforehand.

2. Please for the love of Betty White (RIP) write some jokes

Lots of people from the outside look at comedy as something just off the cuff. That these people are walking up on stage with a vague notion of what they are going to say…and some do that, but the vast majority of comedians have written jokes that they have performed to the point that they are as sharp as can be. The jokes don’t have to be Shakespeare, they just have to be stuff written down so when you are on stage you are not so nervous that you forget everything you thought you were going to say.

3. Know the rules

Nothing makes veteran comedians dislike a new guy more than when they burn the light their first time. Every open mic I have ever been to will tell you how much time you have. Time is the most important thing to a comedian, and open mics even more so because a lot of those people only get that time to work on material. Also find out if you have to check in with the host that you are there. Some clubs have a rule that if you miss your spot you won’t be able to go up for a certain amount of time.

4. Don’t drink

People say it all the time, “It calms my nerves!”. You know what I see a lot of the time? A first time comedian that gets up wasted and forgets their material and just has a bad time and never does it again. Don’t ruin your first time by drinking. At least find out how your nerves will be before you get on stage to see if it even bothers you. I have met people that are not phased by stepping on stage.

5. Have a good time!

This may be your first and only time on a comedy stage. You may get up there and realize that you do not like it. None of that matters though. What you should do is get up there and give it all you got and try to have the best time possible. No one has gotten on stage once and became the next Jeff Foxworthy. So don’t worry about the future and focus on the time you are about to spend making people laugh (or not laugh, hell I don’t know you).

Hopefully this helps you with your new year’s resolution. It is always nice to see people check something that they have wanted to do for awhile off their list.

I think I will turn this into a multi part post by moving on to a checklist for the open mic comedian…

The Best of 2021

2021, a less sucky 2020. This decade is off to a crappy start, but there were some bright spots this year, let’s talk about them!

Best Comedy Special

Phillip Kopczynski: Live at the Spokane Comedy Club

Full disclosure: I have eaten at Phillip’s house and rode on his boat. With that being said, his special was a delight! This may be easy for me to say seeing what he did to get it out to the world. He produced it himself, paying a team to film and edit it. He got a distributor to get it out to the masses (and that is easier said than done) and promoted it almost entirely by himself. That would be an achievement all on its own if it wasn’t for the fact that he is not a household name. He isn’t selling out theaters. He is a guy that works and believes in himself and continues to push and do the things that are needed to become that next big thing. I love the special and I hope you check it out.

Most Read Post

Not All Stage Time Is Created Equal

This is not a big blog. It averages a couple hundred a month which is about right for a no body. My most read post talked about looking at the stage time you are getting and seeing if it is worth all the effort you are putting into it…or the lack of effort. I think I got the idea after watching an open mic guy go up and do the same jokes he was telling for years now and it got me thinking what did he think he was getting out of it. I didn’t see it as valuable. I saw it as a waste of time, so I decided to waste your time by typing up my thoughts.

Best Trend In Comedy

Trying to correct wrongs

Comedy has a lot of problems with it…a lot, but one thing I have seen is that bigger comedians are trying to do better for the comedians in the lower ranks. I have seen guys give more money to features and try to diversify the line up so the show is a bit more appealing to a larger demographic than just the people that pay to see them. This opens the doors for minorities as well as women to get more pay out of their stage time and that is always great.

Worst Trend In Comedy

Big comedians complaining about being cancelled

I watched no less than three specials this year where the comedian talked about getting cancelled and how it is out of control. Not only is that ridiculous, but it is pretty odd that they complain about getting cancelled for saying stuff…while they are saying the stuff and going on to make a great living. I was under the impression that getting cancelled meant you could no longer work and was kicked out of society. What is happening to these guys (and they were all guys by the way) is they are saying something terrible, people say it’s terrible and they continue about their lives. That is not getting cancelled, that is getting called out on your bullshit.

I watched Dave Chapelle’s latest special and it started great…until he leaned in to the things he was talking about for three specials and how he was going to get cancelled, but he went on to get his documentary shown (the same one he complained about not having a distributor) and make more money! It’s like as these comedians get older and the longer people have told them they are the greatest the more they want a one way conversation. That is not how speech works. If you say something stupid people can say it is so. You either have to admit to it or keep it moving. Instead these guys are beginning to act like babies.

That’s it for 2021. I have one last show and then I am on to 2022 where there are shows all over the country. I hope 2022 grows my comedy a bit. I want to do a monthly sketch. I want to release another album (or two) and I want to do a couple shows with my buddies. I hope the new year greets you warmly and without covid in your body. Thanks for reading my bullshit.

Five Of The Biggest Mistakes I’ve Made As A Comedian

In life you will end up making a lot of mistakes. Most of the time you want to just learn from it and move on. I think from the biggest mistakes I’ve made as a comedian, I have moved on…to make more mistakes later. Here are the five biggest in no particular order.

Thinking clubs and bookers would want me because I’m funny.

I think a lot of comedians think that comedy is about being as funny as possible and everything else will sort itself out. Nope! Once I learned the true job of a comedy club or a comedy booker, my view changed. Being funny is a priority, it’s just not the first one.

A comedy club has to make money. You can be the funniest person on the planet and if you can’t sell your mom a ticket, a club doesn’t want you. Clubs will bring in people that they think they can make a profit on. It is not so much about art, it’s about keeping the lights on, and once you get that you approach it differently.

Comedy bookers and promoters are the same way. It is good to be funny, but better if they can get you to sell 1,000 seats at $50 a ticket. You can’t blame them! I have never met a comedy booker that was in it because he wanted to get art out there. They are in it to make money selling comedians to venues and if you happen to be someone that can put asses in seats the more of that they make.

Being shy about what I can do

I have a new Psychiatrist, and I don’t know when I will tell him that I am a comedian. That is how guarded I am about it. When I first started I was very much like that. I think that comes from being a naturally shy person, but in comedy, you have to be willing and able to put it out there. That doesn’t mean running around like an ass all day, but that also doesn’t mean not telling a soul like you have a couple bodies in the basement.

What being shy about comedy did was kept me from networking. Sometimes just hanging out at a bar with a comedian can lead to so many opportunities down the line. These organic ways of getting your foot in the door can lead to big things.

Believing everything everyone said

Man. If I got the number of shows people promised were right around the corner! People just say shit to entertainers because they think that is what they want to hear. There are a lot of people that think they are movers and shakers when in reality they are lazy and want to hype themselves up. People can also be incompetent, so they may have inroads with something, but just drop the ball until the chance passes. Now, I don’t count anything until I am walking through the door of the venue.

Promotion is key

I started in 2005 (or 2004 I wasn’t keeping track) before everyone was on social media. Promoting was going on Myspace and messaging people in the city you were about to perform in and telling them you had a show. At that time, I really thought that if you were funny all you then had to do was perform and it would build. That happens, but it is slow! Getting your name out is paramount to the success of a comedian. If you want to make an actual living doing comedy then you have to promote your stuff, and I am not talking about just posting it on your facebook page every once in a while.

It is vital that young comedians learn to take promoting seriously. I see so many of them just post a facebook flyer and call it a day. You are competing against everything and nothing. If a person has to decide between going to a place to see comedy from someone they may not know and just sitting at home doing nothing, they will usually do nothing, so you have to dazzle them with well made promotion to entice them like fish going for lure.

Trying to please everyone

Comedy is subjective. Some people may think you are the greatest comedian ever and some will think you suck. I would get on stage and try to get every soul in the building to love me. That is rarely going to happen. I feel like so many of us will do things that we are not comfortable with just so we can get others to accept us when it should be the other way around. They should accept you for who and what you are. Do the comedy that makes you laugh! Do what makes you want to grab the mic and talk into it until your voice goes hoarse. Either they will see the fun you are having and join in or they suck and you don’t need them in your life.

I Don’t Know What To Name This One

Look, as far as my comedy career goes, I am a failure. I can’t get booked in clubs because no one knows who I am. I am that guy you call when no one else will come to the theater in you small town. I am just a comic. I started writing these as a way to put out ”content” but not very many of you read it so I have failed at that as well. In my years scratching and clawing to make comedy work I have come to these crossroads many times wondering which way I should go, or if I should just lay down in the road instead.

The incident

I am writing this on a Saturday right after headlining a show in a theater. That sounds good, but there are hundreds of theaters all over this country looking for a reason to exist. Because I am a no name comedian, I don’t have an agent or manager because there is nothing to manage. I am a vulture of the comedian landscape. I get the scraps that are left over after all the hyenas and lions of the comedy kingdom have had their full.

The place is a dump. It smells on the way inside as if to warn you that nothing good grows here. I am early because I wanted to see if there was a place to setup my camera. There is none. well, nowhere that would not lead to me having my camera snatched. I look over the place with optimism because as a failed comedian you have to have faith that one day…one day…it won’t suck as much.

I sit and play games on my phone wondering what my set should look like. I look at my watch and it is almost showtime! I should go see how many people we have. None. We have no one in the theater because no one is at the door to let them in. I watch the audience trickle in and I do mean trickle. I look above the doorframe to see ”Capacity 350”. Well, no need to worry about that happening tonight. As there are about 20 locals scattered about this theater. There are opening acts and a host. While sitting there looking at the people who paid 20 dollars for a show that is starting late, it all washed over me. This is what failure looks like.

No blame

Even though the show started late and it seemed like a mess and a comedian just ran the light, and it didn’t look professional at all. I can’t blame anyone. I am done blaming people for these things. If I wanted the show to work out I should have been vocal about it. I could have easily went up to the show running and tell him to start the show instead of sitting there and waiting. I could have told the staff to cut that dude’s mic for going over time. There are many things I could have done because I have done hundreds of these shows now and I know what makes an audience feel like it is money well spent and an audience that feels as though they have been duped.

I am no longer that 25 year old guy that is just going with the flow. I love comedy, but I also have to be aware of my situation. I blame myself for booking a show in which I just let the booker worry about getting asses in seats. I blame myself for how the show looked like a bunch of people playing ”comedy”. I blame my failure on me.

Push forward

I am still here doing it though. Why? It’s what I love more than anything in the world. I love comedy more than the comfort of a steady paycheck and finacial security. I love comedy like I love my kid. She is ambivalent to me, but all I want to do is be near her. Comedy is like my heart. I want to take care of it and watch it flourish even though it tries to kill me from time to time. Sometimes I really wish I could give it up and not crave the feeling of making people laugh. That feeling that something you made up makes someone laugh just fires up my soul. That is what makes me keep going even though I am constantly failing. I write these not only to assist those looking for a little help from someone, but I also write it to remind myself that even when I am feeling at my worst (like tonight), I still have love for this art.

Did Covid Kill The Holiday Corporate Show?

A lot of road comedians get happy around September or October because that is the beginning of the holiday office party and bringing in the big bucks! In 2017 about 40% of my yearly earnings were made the last two months of the year, and that was all because of these holiday shows.

Why are they big money?

Companies love to find ways to boost morale that doesn’t involve paying their employees more. So they will usually have a get together around November or December where they have a party and pay for entertainment. It’s easier to pay a comedian than give everyone at the company a raise. The most I’ve done in one season was about eight and that wasn’t even the most money I made during that time! Thousands can be made in a short time if you know how to work it or if you get lucky (like I did in 2017).

It pays well because companies set aside that money just for such things. Depending on how big the company is, you can get a lot of money out of them for very little effort on your part. There is no flyer or promotion. There is not worrying about attendance. Hell, you even know you’re gonna get feed! It’s a great time if you can make it work out.

2020 changed everything

But then 2020 came around and screwed everything up! Last year was the first time in about a decade I didn’t have at least one Christmas party I was booked to do. Looking at the future is almost impossible now because with new variants and mandates and all that, its hard to see what the future will hold for people like me that get a big kick to their income from these types of shows. Will companies be more hesitant to get all of their employees together if its basically a super spreader event? Are companies rocked by 2020 and can’t afford a comedian? These are all things that I sit and think about as the holidays draw nearer.

What can be done

I am going to take a proactive approach this year. I am usually on the sidelines waiting to see what my buddies got going on or if a random booker emails and ask if I can do a holiday corporate show. Now, it is important to look at the companies you did business with in previous years and see if they are going to do anything for the holidays. Let them know you are available if they are. I am so bad at keeping records on companies that hired me that about 80% of them I have forgot, but I do know enough of them to google them up and ask about their plans. Maybe I am too expensive for them now, but that doesn’t mean no comedian can get that gig. Over the years I have sent many comedians work that I could not or would not be able to do. If I get in contact with a company and I am out of their price range I will also have to try to remember if I had a good time there or not. Sometimes it is worth taking a little less money if it means I get to have a kick ass time and eat candy canes off their Christmas tree.

2020 has messed with a lot of industries and comedy is no different. With the changing landscape there is no telling what may happen from day to day. I think 2021 will see some companies try to get back to normal and have parties and stuff, but it will not return to pre pandemic levels until around 2023. I think that will be when companies recover to the point that they will feel good about having get togethers on the level that warrants entertainment.

Comedian Pet Peeves: The FIF One

I thought I ran out of pet peeves, but people keep breathing so I keep hating the things they do. Lets get into it.

The “grand” open micer

This is the open micer that post on social media every place they are going to do a spot. Dude. No one wants to sit around for two hours through god knows what to hear you tell the same jokes for three minutes. Who are your friends that you think they have nothing else better to do than drink flat soda and listen to crazy people yell into a microphone? I do comedy for a living and I can barely stand it sometimes. I really think it comes from a place of self importance. That your open mic set is killer enough to invite people to it. Maybe I am just mad because when I started I didn’t really tell anyone for like three years.

The “So not a tour” tour comedian

Look. I get you are excited about the eight shows you got booked out of the zip code in which you live, but that does not mean you can just slap tour on a social media post! Comedians do have tours. A tour usually has parameters. Not just you going to several bars in a couple of months. The thing is everyone wants to fake it till they make it, that they will make a flyer, have eight bar shows on it, and call it a tour. Nah. you doing some shows no need to gussy it up. I feel as I get older that I tire of the glitter that is getting thrown on turds. Lets call it what it is. You got shows for the next couple of months. I love when a comic has like six shows lined up and they call it like the “Balls out tour”. You won’t be able to get your zipper down by they time its over. No need to call it something. Especially if its like four shows. No one goes on a four show tour. No one is wearing that tour shirt that has the names of three bars and a coffee shop.

Mr./Mrs. Delusional

I seem to have run into a lot more of these over the past several years. I think it is because fame can be had so quickly, that a lot of people assume that if you are kinda, sorta showing up you can get by. That is not how it works, but I still listen to the comic who thinks the club is disrespecting them by not letting the feature a weekend. I get being delusional. A lot of people’s view of reality does not track with what is really going on. The thing with comedy though is that you have to be somewhat aware of what is going on. How do you form thoughts that turn into jokes otherwise? I don’t know how many people each year will approach me asking why the club isn’t paying them. Is it a conspiracy? I do really well at open mics! Very rarely is a club just out against someone (unless they won’t book me). Then you have to be honest with yourself: Are you really doing well at open mics, or are you still doing the same three soggy minutes you have been doing for the past three years? Be honest! But not Mr./Mrs./Ms./X Delusional! They will chalk it up to the establishment not being ready for they spicy takes on cutlery.

People are also delusional about the work they are putting into stuff. A couple years ago I was approached by a comedian that swore he should be all over the country because “He was putting the time in”. This was the same guy that hardly showed up to mics (not a big deal), did the same stale five minutes for four years, and always got wasted and never did his time when he was on a show. He later left the city and went somewhere else so he could be taken seriously and now he is a used car salesman or something (nothing wrong with that). Putting work into comedy is not exactly one to one. Some people have to work harder to get where some people didn’t have to do much work at all. The thing is you have to be aware if you are putting in any sort of work at all. It’s like laying in bed eating doughnuts wondering why you can’t lose weight.

There it is! Another slapped together list of stuff I hate comedians doing. I am guilty of the first one. Even though I didn’t have any friends in the Spokane area after my divorce, I would still try to get people to come see me at open mics. I was so passionate about comedy that I thought it was normal for people to want to sit and watch people practice jokes. It is not. Only a very limited few like to do it. I am one of those idiots.

Using Video For Joke Analysis

Recording your performances is a good practice. Let’s talk about video in particular for looking over your material.

The before times

When I started in the old days of 2005, it was rare to see anyone recording their sets. Not even with audio. Most people had what they now call feature phones (basically clamshell phones), and those that did have smartphones usually used them to play snake or set up drug deals. How you evaluated your material then was you just had to remember. I had a system of going back to my notes and putting a check mark next to a joke that worked, an X to one that didn’t and a O next to one that I thought needed more work. It was a flawed system. I had to immediately go somewhere and start checking and crossing out things that didn’t work. Then days later when I would go back to look at it I had no clue why it didn’t really work. I would butcher jokes to see what was wrong with it when any number of reasons could be at fault.

Then came audio

Once I got a blackberry (remember those? Didn’t know if you were talking to a lawyer or a pimp) I started recording my sets…well some of them and that was a good way to go back and listen to what you said and you had a clearer way of telling what did and didn’t work. No more trying to remember what you were trying to do with a joke, now you know the reason it didn’t work. At least in audio form. The problem when it comes to audio is that you get to hear why something didn’t work, but it left out a large component. Your performance. You being on stage and talking is only part of the equation. How are you positioned on stage, was your back turned to the audience, did you perform an act out? These are also important to see.

Now video

Now, you can set your phone up in the corner or at the table you were sitting at, and record what you look like on stage. This is big because with just audio you were listening and then having to remember what you were actually doing on stage. Now you can see that you didn’t really sell the act out or your doing something weird with you leg during most of your set. With video you can see how you react to the things going on in the audience, and you can see how silly you look in a light yellow shirt.

Now, it would be silly if 30 comedians all had big ole cameras set up all over the open mic space to record, so that is why smartphones are cool. You can have a little tripod on your table and record your set. You are not trying to film the next great movie, you are basically doing research. You may not need a dedicated microphone, but if you can’t really hear yourself through your phone then they are pretty cheap.

Analysis

This is where being your own biggest critic comes into view. You are trying to study your movements and habits on stage. After some critiques a few years back, I have taken to standing sideways a lot on stage. To see if it made a difference I looked at some of my previous stuff and did notice that standing with my shoulder facing the front of the stage so as to give off a side profile made me look oddly more confident on stage. I don’t know if it is because I look so fat from the front or what but I saw a difference. I also get to see how I look when there are other things going on in the audience. Like when there is a heckler, I have no facial expression making it aware that I heard them, which is what I want!

Closing

Not all video should be thrown up on YouTube, but it is cool to have video to see all the things you are doing on stage. We have a guy in our area that records the show and for a small fee he will send you the file. I think that is something a lot of scenes should do to get video of themselves on stage without having to invest much money themselves.