I am a regional comic. What that means is that I make the majority of my money in about 4-5 states. This means that local shows that are put on are a big source of income for me. The thing about doing shows locally (I live in Spokane WA on the east side of Washington state) is that it is HARD to get people in those seats. Now, I have had conversations at length about why this is so. Theories abound! Everything from people don’t know about comedy in the area all the way to it’s too expensive (if 5 bucks is too much then you have other issues). I have my own theories.
We live in a post comedy boom. Back in the 80’s and 90’s comedy clubs were as plentiful as zits on Kim Kardashian’s ass. With every boom though there is a burst of the bubble and by the mid to late 90’s most of the good will stand up comedy garnered was wasted. Why? Because human nature that’s why! Instead of establishing itself as a viable form of entertainment, comedy became more seedy as people who wanted to run shows, but didn’t have the capital to open a new club (especially after they ruined a couple already) just threw them up in bars and basements around america. Think about it like this: When is the last time you have been to a comedy club that wasn’t also a restaurant or a bar or a strip mall? This is one of the reasons people turned away from live comedy. No one wants to go to a comedy club when it is in the seedy side of town and you have to bring your own cups.
Then let’s not forget the actual people putting on these shows. They were either wannabe comics who failed miserably to make it in a time when anyone with a hook could make money or they were shady businessmen that saw a quick buck (sounds a lot like the housing and internet bubbles). These people would charge money and threw anyone on stage that said they were a comic. Since there were so many comedy clubs and not enough quality acts to fill them, people got burned one too many times and the clubs just dried up.
The comics actually performing back then didn’t help either. These guys were snake oil salesmen. They would flash a grin and show a comedy booker a bag full of trinkets that they were gonna make fun of on stage and they got a lot of work. The problem is they were not that good. Look at all the stereotypes of comedians. Its always a guy telling terrible jokes that have been driving into the ground (see last week’s article on hack). He always looks like a used car salesman. This was even worse in smaller parts of the country because quality acts were in the big cities and comedy clubs needed acts it was easy for these people to go from small town to small town for years before they either got one too many DUIs or they opened up a subway that is connected to a conoco.
What does that have to do with comedy in Spokane (and probably your little neck of the woods). Well, Spokane is one of those cities where these exact things happened! People started doing comedy in any place that would let them. Comedy clubs were doing great in the area. Then the people running the bars noticed that the same 5 acts were coming back over and over again. The audiences noticed that they were paying more to get in and more for drinks and getting a guy that was telling all of Eddie Murphy’s old material, but in a british accent.
So what happened? Well, the bar owners kicked the bookers out and refused to pay that much money for an inferior product. Audience members decided to spend their money on known quality (that is why clubs all across America will not put you on unless you have TV credits, that is to let the people coming to the show know that you have been vested already and deemed funny) and just stopped coming to comedy clubs unless they could prove they could consistently bring in funny people.
So, comedy in Spokane has stagnated for about 6 years with one club and a lot of one nighters that pop up from time to time. I am a believer that it is because of the (perceived) quality of comedy in the area and the lack of promotion that is making local shows suffer. Even when you get out on local TV and advertise your event you may get a lukewarm response and that is because people have been burned before and people remember the bad experiences more than the no so bad experiences.
Another issue that is fairly recent is that comics (me included) have gotten lazy with promotion. We will make a flyer and put it up at the venue and then post it online and then call it good. Just because you have 500 friends on facebook does not mean you will get 500 people to your show. For every 100 people you have to assume that only 1 of those people will be persuaded by your advertisement. If you put on shows then try this experiment. Send out an invite to your next show. See how many people say they will or might come. Then check the amount of audience members you get. You will see that a lot of the time the number of people that saw the ad and then said they were coming is much larger than the amount of people that actually showed up. I mean you can post it a lot and get people used to the fact that a show will be going on. That is the only way I have seen it consistently work. But the numbers will almost always be lower than what you planned.
I think in this area, the biggest problem is that people don’t think of Spokane as an area where good comedy can come from. I think the reason for that is that Seattle and Portland are not that far away and people’s perception is that it makes no sense to do comedy here unless you are not good enough to cut it on the west side. That is why shows do really well here when they are being performed in theaters like the Bing Crosby Theater or the Fox Theater. People will come see those because again, they believe that those people on that stage have been vested and they believe they are getting a quality product.
I have gone about my career here the long way. I just try to put on the best show possible and gain enough of a following that when I do perform I can have a number of people come to that show. It is not the cool route because at times there are a lot of empty seats in the crowd, but it is one that allows the people paying to get in a chance to trust that you will take care of their entertainment needs. Now, I would love to get a TV credit and make it easier to get asses in chairs, but that is a process. If you have read my blog, you will notice that is a ongoing theme. Process to success.
I think the Spokane comedy scene would serve itself well to see a little deeper into why people are not showing up then just “its warm outside” and see that what people want now are what they have wanted forever. A consistently funny show in an area where they don’t feel they will have to fight a bum to get to their automobile.