If you are looking at a career in stand-up comedy, you have to realize that there is more than just writing and getting on stage. Those are the fun parts! The tedious parts, the parts that separate the successful comedians from the ones that never get it together are not fun at all, and can be down right embarrassing at times.
Unless you lucked out and got picked up by a touring act after your second open mic, you will learn that being a full time comedian means talking to lots of people. Bar owners, promoters, bookers, event organizers, you will be talking to all of them. Most comedy is booked because you have a relationship somehow with the people putting on the show. You meet them at a festival or competition. They saw you perform and wanted to add you to their roster. 80% of my work comes from people that know me and my work before hand. 20% is generated by me without any prior knowledge of the other party. That can be private shows, or special events. It can be a spot that I contacted about comedy and they thought it was a good idea. No matter what, you will be answering emails and taking calls. I usually prefer emails to calls because then you have all conversations in writing. Trust me, this can save your butt. This is at least 3-4 hours a day of me returning emails, or sending emails and playing phone tag with folks. This is a big part of comedy for the non agent, non sought after comedian. You have to generate the work. It doesn’t come to you.
Then there is the driving. All the driving. Unless you live in a congested area, you will probably have to travel to a lot of shows. I am not a big time comedian getting big time money so there are not that many plane rides in my budget. The longest I have driven in a day was 13 hours, and it was during a snow storm. It has gotten to the point now that a two hour drive is a plenty little Sunday stroll. This adds a lot of time to your “work week”.
And with all of the above, you still have to keep writing new jokes and staying relevant. The last thing you want to do is start getting your career going, but the one thing that is feeding you slowly starts getting more and more dated. I feel it is important to remember why you wanted to be a professional comedian. You wanted to be one because you liked to tell jokes. If you liked to drive or answer emails for a living, then you would have gotten you CDL or kept your day job. It is important to keep these things in mind because it is a tough road from getting booked every other month to trying to pay your bills with the money you get from performing. I am lucky in that I can barely get by on the money I make from comedy, but that comes from a lot of work, and I have much to do if I want to feel good about my comedy career.